Multiversal Ethics Statement

(100% Serious, No Jokes Here)

As responsible stewards of the multiverse, we solemnly swear to uphold the following ethical guidelines:

1. Do not, under any circumstances, step on butterflies in the past. Unless it's a really cool butterfly, then maybe just a little step.
2. When visiting parallel universes, always bring a towel and your multiversal passport. Customs can be a real pain across realities.
3. If you encounter your doppelganger, engage in a dance-off to determine who's the superior version. Winner gets to keep the timeline.
4. Time paradoxes are strictly forbidden, except on Tuesdays. We all know Tuesdays could use a little excitement.
5. When manipulating quantum realities, please be mindful of Schrödinger's cat. That poor feline has been through enough.
6. Interdimensional littering is punishable by being forced to watch paint dry in all possible universes simultaneously.
7. If you accidentally create a universe where everyone is made of cheese, please notify the Department of Dairy Dimensions immediately.
8. Always remember: with great power comes great responsibility... and a killer multiversal hangover.

MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If you break the multiverse, you buy it!

Disclaimer: This ethics statement is subject to change based on quantum fluctuations, timeline alterations, and the whims of our overlords from Universe X-42B. The Multiversal Ethics Committee is not responsible for any accidental reality collapses, inadvertent creation of time loops, or spontaneous transformation into a potted plant.

For more information on how to navigate the ethical quandaries of multiversal travel and manipulation, please consult your local Interdimensional Guru or flip a quantum coin.

Remember: In an infinite multiverse, everything is simultaneously permitted and forbidden. Good luck figuring that one out!