Quantum Entanglement Protocol (QEP) Safety System v3.14
Copyright (c) 2045 Quantum Dynamics Corporation
NOTICE: Unauthorized access is prohibited and may result in quantum displacement.
qsec@qep-terminal:~$ initializing quantum safety protocols...
[OK] Quantum firewall active
[OK] Entanglement stabilizers online
[OK] Reality anchors calibrated
qsec@qep-terminal:~$ run safety_check
Running comprehensive QEP safety diagnostics...
[✓] Quantum state coherence: 99.98%
[✓] Temporal variance: within acceptable limits
[✓] Parallel universe bleed: 0.003% (negligible)
[✓] Schrödinger's Firewall: Operational
[✓] Quantum encryption keys: Secure
No critical issues detected. System is operating within safe parameters.
qsec@qep-terminal:~$ display safety_guidelines
=== QEP SAFETY GUIDELINES ===
1. Always wear your personal quantum stabilizer when interfacing with QEP.
2. Do not attempt to entangle more than 1024 qubits without Level 3 clearance.
3. In case of quantum decoherence, immediately activate the reality anchor.
4. Report any unusual temporal shifts or parallel universe appearances.
5. Keep your quantum ID secure. It's your key to this reality.
6. Regular mental recalibration is mandatory for all QEP operators.
7. If you experience ego death, remain calm and contact a quantum psychologist.
Remember: The multiverse is vast. Stay tethered to your home reality.
qsec@qep-terminal:~$ _